Jokes SMS, Messages and Orkut Text Scraps -1
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes..!!
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A Chinese man took his pregnant wife to the hospital tp deliver...
The wife however gave birth to a black baby. The Chinese man who was shocked named him: SOME TIN WONG....
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Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!
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A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry & asks him:
Did u see anything there that u were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad.
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A story with moral
My girlfriend called me to her house one day. I went there & found her sister alone in the house. She was unbelievably sexy than my GF. She whispered in my ear, "I have feelings for you, make love to me once" I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car. Amazingly I found my GF standing there & she hugged me & said, "U have won my trust."
Moral:
Its always better to keep the CoNDoMS in the car & not in the wallet!!
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People who do lots of work.make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.make less mistakes,
People who do no work.make no mistakes,
People who make no mistakes.get promoted.
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A little girl to her mother: "Mom! i have come to know the boy next door have a pennes like a peanut"
Mom: " Do you mean its little"
girl: " No Mom! Its salty."
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U luv sumone... u marry sumone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband & the one u loved becomes the password of your emai id...!
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The world thineest book has only one word written in it"EVERYTHING" and
the bok is tittled by "WHAT WOMAN WANT "
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An old to Doc: Doc, I think I'm getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.
Doc: That's not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
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